{"id":257,"date":"2010-07-26T11:06:40","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T03:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/?p=257"},"modified":"2010-07-26T11:14:55","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T03:14:55","slug":"off-topic-dont-burn-your-ipad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Off topic &#8211; don&#8217;t burn your iPad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/wp-content\/uploads\/ipad-fire.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-258\" title=\"ipad fire\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/wp-content\/uploads\/ipad-fire.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/wp-content\/uploads\/ipad-fire.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/wp-content\/uploads\/ipad-fire-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/wp-content\/uploads\/ipad-fire.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a>This is off topic, but the first line of this advert is too good to ignore. It&#8217;s on the side of a electrical store in Christchurch, New Zealand.\u00a0 The iPad has just been released here and clearly this stores feels that the public need some clarification about what the all-singing, all-dancing iPad <em>cannot<\/em> do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(photo taken <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/2awgcgq\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is off topic, but the first line of this advert is too good to ignore. It&#8217;s on the side of a electrical store in Christchurch, New Zealand.\u00a0 The iPad has just been released here and clearly this stores feels that the public need some clarification about what the all-singing, all-dancing iPad cannot do&#8230; (photo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":261,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions\/261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rogerdennis.com\/ideaport\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}